The Puppy Song

Ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Said, ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Soon as he makes a mess, uh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Soon as he makes a mess, gotta tell’em no-oh!

Pup has no episodic memory

So tell him no right when he pee-pees. 

Train’em in a crate or use the pads.

Be patient, though, even if it’s bad!

Ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Said, ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Soon as he makes a mess, uh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Soon as he makes a mess, gotta tell’em no-oh!

Pups like to bite, be cute, and playful,

But a biting pup equals a dog with no home.

So train’em early to bite only pup toys,

Before he bites something you really enjoy.

Ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Said, ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Soon as he makes a mess, uh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Soon as he makes a mess, gotta tell’em no-oh!

Get your pup at a shelter, or a good breeder

Because puppy mills are bottom feeders.

Don’t believe me, just do your research.

‘Cause mean pups weren’t properly nurtured.

Ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Said, ain’t no need to hit your puppy.

Soon as he makes a mess, uh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Soon as he makes a mess, gotta tell’em no-oh!

Ain’t no need to hit your puppy.