Life is kind of hard to carry.
She needs to lose weight,
Which means eating right
And exercising daily.
Does she ever do as advised?
Of course not, so I must keep
Feeding her white lies:
“You look good and slim
In those skinny jeans.”
But I’m tired of lying to
This wannabe Beauty Queen.
I’m going to sit her down
And say, “Look Life, I don’t mean
To be mean, but if you don’t
Lose weight, I’m gonna have
To let you go.” I won’t tell her
That tonight, but Maybe I will
Tomorrow.
We’ll see.
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